I loved this movie when I was a kid! A fat kid! This was the best fat kid movie ever. Also, it has Ben Stiller looking ridiculously ripped with a Rambo mullet. It’s just…WEIRD.
“Don’t be self conscience during sex because no one cares about the stretch marks or love handles the deal is sealed, worry about that nasty camel toe” —
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Haha. This fucking show.
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People sometimes want to kill themselves because they’re unhappy, but what about wanting to kill yourself because you’re SO incredibly happy that you know there’s no fucking way you’ll ever be as happy as you are now. And going out at this level of happiness would be the best ever.
But…there’s always tomorrow. Always a chance for life to surprise you all over again.
Alia Shawkat as Snickerdoodle “Doodle”
based off of art by cookiekween
Dawwww, I’d kiss her freckles.
Anonymous asked: How old r u?
I’m going through my midtwentieslife crisis. It’s like a mid-life crisis except instead of wanting a fancy new car…you want a new dog.