You want to really mess yourself up? Look up The Golden Girls when they were young. Say hello to awkward boner (or lady boner).
People sometimes want to kill themselves because they’re unhappy, but what about wanting to kill yourself because you’re SO incredibly happy that you know there’s no fucking way you’ll ever be as happy as you are now. And going out at this level of happiness would be the best ever.
But…there’s always tomorrow. Always a chance for life to surprise you all over again.
Alia Shawkat as Snickerdoodle “Doodle”
based off of art by cookiekween
Dawwww, I’d kiss her freckles.
I’m going through my midtwentieslife crisis. It’s like a mid-life crisis except instead of wanting a fancy new car…you want a new dog.
All my Allison Weiss shit came in! I got a nice little thank you on the album….well…EVERYONE DID! But it’s personal enough to boost your ego and that’s the important thing, right?
Now. Let’s pretend I don’t look horrible in these pictures.
Photo by Peter Stackpole, 1955
Damon Lindelof is kind of a piece of shit. Why does Alice Eve strip to her underwear at one point for no reason?! “UH…” He just sounds like a 14 yr old boy throughout the entire exchange.
Now I understand how he fucked up Prometheus. There was a lot of intriguing stuff in it, but some really fucking stupid shit too.